Me: So anyway, there was so much bird shit on my car, it was like they had a vendetta out for me or something.
Mo: So did you wash it?
Me: I had to. It was ridiculous. And not only that, there was a ton of tree pollen crap all over it, too. And washing it wasn’t even enough to get it clean. I had to pick out the little tree pollen things out of the wiper blades. You know, between the blade itself and the wiper arm? They get stuck in there. And in the vents, too.
Mo: You know what that makes you, right?
Me: Um, I believe it’s pronounced “fas-TID-i-ous.” Not “fas-TIDGE-ous.”